At night – there things that I think about when I see Ashirou on the bed 1 meter away from me.
[This girl can sleep well. I wonder if she’s a bigshot or just dumb]
To summarize what I learned about this no-good-elf is that she this kind of elf.
- No life skills and is self-indulgent
- Can’t do housework and wants to live comfortably
- Dreams on catching a man of power and riches using her body and delusional that she can do it. This makes her unnecessarily self-confident, selfish and dangerously optimistic.
- Lacks any sense of dignity but filled with misplaced pride. Even I a monster can see through her will to be taken care off.
- Enjoys books especially novels and manga but not interested in academic books. She’s highly indifferent to things she isn’t interested in. she’s also oblivious on information about famous people in her own country.
- No combat skill and her athletic ability is dismal. She also have poor learning ability and her overall specifications are lower than that of an ordinary elf.
- Her magic ability is low. She can only use fire and earth magic. Her firepower is no good. Incidentally the light magic she used is classified as children’s magic and also classified as daily life magic.
- The only thing going for her is her huge breast and slender body that is a standard to all elves.
If I may add she also have low loyalty towards her country.
I hold my head in dismay and looked at her sleeping like a baby.
(Do I have to take care of her?)
I honestly don’t know what to do with her whose someone who doesn’t want to put any effort to live. It’s true that her bountiful breast can heal me, but it’s also true that her no good traits irritate me to no end. I have to demand a reasonable amount of service to make a positive balance.
Or rather I should charge for this.
Her body was indeed wonderful but it all falls to dismay after seeing her scratching her belly with no trace of grace.
(Yup, you’re quite a useless boob. I can’t even see you as a woman anymore. I can only see you as mere boobs)
From here on out I’m going to treat her nothing short of a breast.
It would take at least a few days for the situation on the elven village to change. This is a necessary measure to persevere until then.
Then I spent the night playing with her boobs.
The next morning, I got up early as I don’t need that much sleep, tucked the boobs in and then washed my face.
Even though I have no more resistance to eating meat as breakfast, this might be a bit heavy to my housemate. That’s why I fetch something at the monitoring base and since I don’t know when will she woke up that’s why I need to hurry up.
I secured some fishes and stored it at the cooler I fetched from the monitoring base and grilled it as soon as I got back home. Once I was done and found out that she is still asleep. I ripped off the blanket along with her dress forcing her to wake up.
She screams when she saw me and quiets down after she remembers her situation but then screamed again after realizing that her dress is gone.
I then give her a note saying that breakfast is ready and told her to wash her face quickly. I then went up to the surface along with the white robe I ripped off her.
I prepared the table and the fetch her from the basement. I carried her in a way that I can touch her breast with my arms. I then give her the robe back after we arrive ad the surface.
[Fish huh…]
I glared at useless boob when she muttered but doesn’t seem to care at it. I then get one and eat it.
[IU had the impression that you only eat meat but to think that you also eat fish too]
Saying that she took a bite of the fished
[Oh, this is well seasoned!]
I silently finished the meal and forces the useless boobs to clean up, when it was done, we moved to the basement while she fires off some complaint along the way.
[It’s time for a serious talk]
I wrote and when I handed it to her, she hid inside the blanket but left her butt protruding which I hit. The teary-eyed useless boob comes out of it and I forced her to sit up properly I then wrote another word.
[After further rigorous examination I determined that you have no value aside to you humongous breasts and also the value of any milk that it may produce is unknown, hence I would like to discuss your treatment]
As soon as she reads it she turned her head sideway as if feigning the fact that she read the note, that’s why I put my hands on her head and turned it towards the note
[It hurts, it’s going to break! Stop!]
I then present the note back to her
[Freon, I don’t understand]
She then averted her eyes and then I slammed her with a note but this time in Elvish. Then she clings to me teary eyed.
[Isn’t it dangerous if you return me to the village? You said you would hide me! Are you just playing with me?]
It seems to me that she misunderstood that’s why I sternly confront her the facts.
[I said nothing of sort and also, you’re not smart enough to survive there.]
Her face showed an appalled expression.
[Wait are you looking down on me?]
She then smiled then wrote a calculation problem that she learned from her high education and hand it to me.
[Fu… I’m sure you can’t solve this anyway, right? I mean do you even know what you are writing]
I’m getting annoyed at her triumphant face, but as I silently solved the problem, I felt a bit nostalgic and my cheeks relaxed. Then I submitted it to her after I finished the problems
[I see you solved the problems. You’ve got a good memory]
She stands up and petted my head. I then added the six additional sheets that show the process of how I solve the formula.
[Do you understand?]
The useless boob went silent. I wonder if she was so shocked but considering her personality, I’m guessing that she’s thinking of feigning it again by keeping silent that’s why I grabbed the pen and wrote something to a new piece of paper
- Present your value
- Return to your village
- Live on your own
- Become emergency food
After looking at it for a while she stood up and headed to the room with bookshelves and came back with a book and open it in front of me.
(Did she find it?)
What she brought bag was a porn magazine that I mixed in. now I’m excited what she’ll do with it. She then started explaining things about while mixing some self-praise along with it.
[This book allows you to see naked woman like this is quite valuable and it’s evaluation is based on the model’s appearance and body shape. As you can see on the size of this model’s breast it’s worthy of being praised. This is the proof that women with large breast are popular to men and I have bigger breast than them]
She said that in a very stupid way. Then I tilted my head and picked up the porn mag and pointed at one of the women posing.
Perhaps she picked up on my intent, she tried to mimic the pose of the model that I pointed into and when she successfully did it, she laugh through her nose.
I then wrote [Clothes] as it is getting in the way. She clenched her fist and teeth and made up her mind to get naked
[Stiff expression]
As if saying to not underestimate professional, I nitpicked everything about her pose. She tried making up for it by redoing every pose if I complained. In the end we end up doing 30 posses by noon.
(That was a good way to pass the time though I didn’t make it to Ms. 6’s theatre in time but it is still meaningful)
She then collapses due to fatigue after we got finished.
It might be too early but I’m planning on returning her to the village with the help of Ms. 6 even though I’m afraid that I will owe her something.
That’s why I plan on making a point of them pushing the crumbs on me.
Also, instead of keeping this useless boob with me returning her would benefit me more because of how low her specs are.
I can’t help but laugh out loud of that brilliant idea. As for her evaluation I decided to write [I didn’t get it so please do your best again tomorrow]
It’ll be a little while till I confirm things regarding the south but it’s good to have a break once in a while.
13th Grave 